Having two jobs means that I've basically got double of all of those job-related things that crop up in life - specifically, I had three job-related holiday parties to go to. If they had been spread out through the month of December, it would have been fine. But not only were they in the same week, they were also in the same week as four other holiday parties that I had already said I'd go to. To be blunt, the second week of December kicked my ass.
I wasn't planning on going to both holiday parties for Job 1, but I miscalculated: when you bake cakes that people like, they want you to come back for other potluck parties. I got ambushed by the secretary to the Deputy Director a couple of days before one of the parties, and while I was making excuses about why I wasn't going, the Deputy Director popped up and said that he'd loved my cake last year and would I please bring it again this year.
This would normally be complimentary, but I'm pretty sure that the Deputy Director of a federal agency the size of ours doesn't know me from Adam and certainly didn't remember what cake I'd brought to a potluck party with hundreds of people that happened a year earlier. But his secretary remembered and he's a good boss who tries his best to keep her happy, so I got commanded to show up with the cake.
They got a bit of a surprise when I mentioned that it was a lime-zucchini cake. Zucchinis are a secret baking weapon: full of water to make cakes moist but they have a weak taste that can be overridden by any citrus fruit. Lime-zucchini cakes just taste like lime, and nobody can tell that there's zucchinis in it.
Zucchini cakes are just like carrot cakes, where a mild tasting vegetable that holds a lot of water is used to produce a very moist cake. If the idea of a zucchini cake freaks you out, just remember that lots of people love carrot cakes and don't think that there's anything wrong with using carrots in a cake.